I dunno. it’s a sin. Apparently it was in Derry, not belfast, woops. 

I dunno. it’s a sin. Apparently it was in Derry, not belfast, woops. 

// Thursday 12 Jun // 06:38pm
Nah soz the science doesn’t work like that


// Saturday 24 May // 10:50pm
That’s not how science wrist trust me I’m a scientist

what’s not how science works? that one could turn out a guy? they’re all clones? so do they all have to be female? i’m just saying if they bumped into a male clone it’d be funny, because it’s just been females so far

1 note // Saturday 24 May // 10:45pm
Choose the one with the prettiest university hoodies

but why would i even want one? i don’t understand???

1 note // Tuesday 6 May // 12:23am

roxanny said: You can do them all to you lil bitch. Happy Easter.

Happy Easter. Did you buy me an egg/?????

1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - right now they’re open, I don’t really care.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - nah, don’t really think about it at the time.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - sheets? like..my bed sheet is covering the bed obviously, but why the fuck would i tuck a duvet in. nah son
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - nope
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? - i have no real need for them right now.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - nah i don’t use any coupons
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - swarm of bees maybe, like i bet i could run from a swarm of bees, but maybe not a bear.
8:Do you have freckles? - yeeee 
9:Do you always smile for pictures? - nah, I hate my smile. 
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? - hearing people eat.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - nope, sometimes i like to avoid the cracks on the ground though
14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? - nah, i’m too awkward to dance
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? - nope
16:How many people have you slept with this week? - 0 hahahha
17:What size is your bed?  - single??? i want a big bed ):  
18:What is your Song of the week? - Parking Lots by Light Years.
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - yeah definitely, go for it.
20:Do you still watch cartoons? - I’d watch cartoons yeah, why not, depends what it is though.
21:Whats your least favorite movie? - Evan Almighty, probs. that was fucking shit. 
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? - in a body
23:What do you drink with dinner? - coca cola maybe, water maybe
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? - ketchup, what else??? maybe curry 
25:What is your favorite food? - hmmmmmmmmmm. I’m not picking just one okay. like pizza, pasta, rice&curry, sandwiches, chicken
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - marvel movies
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout?  - nope
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - hahahahahhhaha no one would ever want me to strip or pose nude for a magazine, anyways no.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - a long time, years and years
31:Can you change the oil on a car? - nope, i have no knowledge of cars
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - no
33:Ever ran out of gas? - no
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? - UHHHH..hmm..maybe chicken & turkey, or if its a subway sandwich meatballllllls <3
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? - soda farls are pretty rad. 
36:What is your usual bedtime? - lately it’s been 4am.
37:Are you lazy? - lil bit
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - i didn’t dress up much, i don’t like being looked at or judged so nah
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? - Sheep, apparently. 
40:How many languages can you speak? - 1
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - no
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - what the fuck are lincoln logs???? legos
43:Are you stubborn? - a bit
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - neither
45:Ever watch soap operas? - nah theyre sucky
46:Are you afraid of heights? - yes, so much
47:Do you sing in the car? - if i’m alone  
48:Do you sing in the shower? - if i’m home alone
49:Do you dance in the car? - nah
50:Ever used a gun? - nope, don’t wanna
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - a family one ages ago
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? - some are meant to be? 
53:Is Christmas stressful? - nope
54:Ever eat a pierogi? - no idea what the fuck that is. nope
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? - none, fruit pie is lame
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - superhero.
57:Do you believe in ghosts? - no
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - yes, a lot
59:Take a vitamin daily? - nah
60:Wear slippers? - noope
61:Wear a bath robe? - naah
62:What do you wear to bed? - underwear
63:First concert? - paramore
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - none, never been in any of them
65:Nike or Adidas? - i don’t have naything by either, i’ll choose nike though
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? - theyre both probs shit. i choose wotsits. 
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - none theyre both shit
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - nope
69:Ever take dance lessons? - nah, when i was in primary school we had to do some irish dancing thing for pe, but all i can remember is us running around the hall in a big circle so
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - nah, could be anything, something creative would be cool, music, film, or something like i would do, computing, or something cool like an astronaut, ANYTHING, i don’t care as long as they’re nice and i like em
71:Can you curl your tongue? - yes
72:Ever won a spelling bee? - nope, never been in one
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - no?
74:Own any record albums? - yee, like 20 something
75:Own a record player? - nah my brother does so i would just use his, although the stereo is broke so
76:Regularly burn incense? - nope
77:Ever been in love? - sure
78:Who would you like to see in concert? - real friends, modern baseball, candy hearts, neck deep, the front bottoms, knuckle puck, mixtapes
79:What was the last concert you saw? - went with my brother and a friend to see anamanaguchi, was my bros favourite band so
80:Hot tea or cold tea? - neither,i don’t like tea
81:Tea or coffee? - i don’tl ike either
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? - what the fuck is a snickerdoodle??
83:Can you swim well? - I haven’t swam in years, but I’m probs not bad at it??
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?- yess
85:Are you patient? - sometimes, depends really
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? - band
87:Ever won a contest? - uhhhmm no
88:Ever have plastic surgery? - nope
89:Which are better black or green olives? - i don’t like olives
90:Can you knit or crochet? - can’t do either 
91:Best room for a fireplace? - living room/sitting room/front room/whatever you wanna call it
92:Do you want to get married? - sure if the person is pretty rad and wants to also 
93:If married, how long have you been married? - i have not
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - i’d like to think not
96:Do you have kids? - nah
97:Do you want kids? - ehhhh
98:Whats your favorite color? - nope no not doing a favourite colour
99:Do you miss anyone right now? - yes

// Sunday 20 Apr // 01:14am

roxanny said: Are they rare in Ireland?

yes. we have to catch a leprechaun the day before easter sunday, and sacrifice it before sundown. or else no eggs. i bought a large supply of live leprechauns from amazon because i just had to have some easter eggs

1 note // Saturday 19 Apr // 04:47pm
No I just put a duvet over my chair and desk and sat under it and now it’s my clubhouse

sounds like a pretty rad clubhouse

// Thursday 17 Apr // 09:24pm
Yeah we kinda think you suck we have a clubhouse that says ‘no Karls’

if i change my name can i join?

Jk u cool bro, cool

oh..but there is a clubhouse right???

1 note // Thursday 17 Apr // 09:07pm
What&#8217;s it being stuffed with? I might have had it a couple of times, maybe just sauce though

What’s it being stuffed with? I might have had it a couple of times, maybe just sauce though

1 note // Monday 3 Mar // 03:25am
They’re saving the best till last, you’ll get one don’t worry

oh you, that’s so lovely

// Wednesday 12 Feb // 10:21pm