DANGIT! I’ll put out traps

DANGIT! I’ll put out traps

// Wednesday 5 Jun // 07:40pm

roxanny asked: Multiples of five!

I fell asleep, oops, sorry.

5: 4 turns on

  1. I have no idea, uh, liking the same thigns
  2. tattoos are nice, I guess
  3. neck kissing, I suck with these answers
  4. rubbing my back is nice
10: How tall am I
Like 5’ 10”? something like that
15: Favourite quote
I don’t have one right now, I’ll say something from John Green though. Not sure which. I’ll say this one from the end of Looking for Alaska. ““Thomas Edison’s last words were ‘It’s very beautiful over there’. I don’t know where there is, but I believe it’s somewhere, and I hope it’s beautiful.” ”
20: First thing I notice in new person
their…..face?
25: Ever done a prank call?
Yeah, I’m really lame
30: Favourite band
Man Overboard
35: Favourite holiday
Is this like a favourite holiday date, or favourite vacation? I’ll say date, uhhh, Christmas because there’s loads of time off from college/other things.
40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts?
Nooooope ):
45: Where am I right now?
I’m lying in bed in an awkward position writing this. my arm hurts
50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
uhhhh, not really? I could probably tell a few people lots of things though
55: What is something I disliked about today?
Having to do a lot of my assignment in about less than 6 hours. Did it thooooooough.
60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind it, I look horrible in front of cameras
65: Do I believe in luck?
Nah, luck is bullshit. Anything that happens is because people make it happen
70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
Luckily, not much has happened me. I was hit in the head with a golf club though, as I’ve said before. 
75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
I think I fell asleep before 12 last night, or else I was just on tumblr being sleepy
80: What is my favorite word?
fab
85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
Uhhhhh, there are probably loads. I lie sometimes when people ask me how I am, I dunno why. 
90: Failed a class?
yeah of course. Only in school though, I haven’t failed any college class yet
95: Left the house without my wallet?
yeah. I’ve only used a wallet this year though
100: Did drugs?
Nah, gimme though
105: Been underweight?
Nope
110: Gotten my heart broken?
sure
115: Been in airplane?
Nope, gonna be in one in less than a week thoug
120: Wore make up?
Nah
125: Rode in an ambulance?
nooope
130: Been fishing?
Yeah, I was shit at it
135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
1 and a half. Their names will be Karl 2.0. And Karl 2.1.
140: Where do I want to live when older?
anywhere. Japan would be awesome, I wanna go there anyway, maybe not live
145: Am I afraid of heights?
hell yes, the thought of it, or seeing pictures or whatever makes me feel weird
150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me
uhhhhh, I’ve been called ugly and fat, and that I’ve had no personality, so whatever one of those.
155:Any question you’d like?
uhhh……

 // Wednesday 22 May // 05:20am

roxanny replied to your photo: Got a haircut. Not sure how I feel about it…

AHA, NOW I CAN INSTAGRAM STALK YOU TOO.

go for it q:

poke-hauntis replied to your photo: Got a haircut. Not sure how I feel about it…

I like it, actually. It looks nice. :)

aw thank you :) 

 // Saturday 11 May // 04:07pm

roxanny replied to your post: roxanny replied to your post: I don’t mean…

do i have to come to ireland and punch you for disagreeing with me?

yeah probs

 1 note // Sunday 5 May // 07:33pm

roxanny replied to your post: I don’t mean anything to anyone and that’s sad.

liessss, we love you kaaarl

noooooooope no one does don’t be silly

 1 note // Sunday 5 May // 07:25pm

roxanny replied to your post: I know I’ll probably never be with anyone, or even…

Karl would you like me to send you a cat ferret?

yeah thanks so much, you’re the best

 // Wednesday 1 May // 10:58pm

roxanny replied to your post: roxanny replied to your post: I got an email…

I think you just need to put them in the sun and water them occasionally…

ooohh right, like plants, or babies.

 // Monday 29 Apr // 06:45pm

roxanny replied to your post: I got an email saying an order has been…

Thai bride?

OH YEAH! I forgot I bought one of those thingys. Not sure if they need fed or anything.

 1 note // Monday 29 Apr // 05:56pm

roxanny replied to your post: the girl my friend is/was seeing is probably a…

It could have been worse, she could have had a dick - then it would be interesting

why could that not have happened? would’ve been so funny lol

 // Saturday 13 Apr // 01:07am

roxanny replied to your post: roxanny replied to your post: roxanny replied to…

this is starting to sound like a cult wedding…grey masks? CAN WE WEAR CAPES TOO?

CAPES TOO! why even a wedding, lets just have a week long party

 1 note // Friday 5 Apr // 11:24pm