roxanny asked: You can do them all to you lil bitch. Happy Easter.
Happy Easter. Did you buy me an egg/?????
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? - right now they’re open, I don’t really care.
2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? - nah, don’t really think about it at the time.
3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? - sheets? like..my bed sheet is covering the bed obviously, but why the fuck would i tuck a duvet in. nah son
4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? - nope
5:Do you like to use post-it notes? - i have no real need for them right now.
6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? - nah i don’t use any coupons
7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? - swarm of bees maybe, like i bet i could run from a swarm of bees, but maybe not a bear.
8:Do you have freckles? - yeeee
9:Do you always smile for pictures? - nah, I hate my smile.
10:What is your biggest pet peeve? - hearing people eat.
11:Do you ever count your steps when you walk? - nope, sometimes i like to avoid the cracks on the ground though
14:Do you ever dance even if there’s no music playing? - nah, i’m too awkward to dance
15:Do you chew your pens and pencils? - nope
16:How many people have you slept with this week? - 0 hahahha
17:What size is your bed? - single??? i want a big bed ):
18:What is your Song of the week? - Parking Lots by Light Years.
19:Is it okay for guys to wear pink? - yeah definitely, go for it.
20:Do you still watch cartoons? - I’d watch cartoons yeah, why not, depends what it is though.
21:Whats your least favorite movie? - Evan Almighty, probs. that was fucking shit.
22:Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? - in a body
23:What do you drink with dinner? - coca cola maybe, water maybe
24:What do you dip a chicken nugget in? - ketchup, what else??? maybe curry
25:What is your favorite food? - hmmmmmmmmmm. I’m not picking just one okay. like pizza, pasta, rice&curry, sandwiches, chicken
26:What movies could you watch over and over and still love? - marvel movies
28:Were you ever a boy/girl scout? - nope
29:Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine? - hahahahahhhaha no one would ever want me to strip or pose nude for a magazine, anyways no.
30:When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? - a long time, years and years
31:Can you change the oil on a car? - nope, i have no knowledge of cars
32:Ever gotten a speeding ticket? - no
33:Ever ran out of gas? - no
34:Favorite kind of sandwich? - UHHHH..hmm..maybe chicken & turkey, or if its a subway sandwich meatballllllls <3
35:Best thing to eat for breakfast? - soda farls are pretty rad.
36:What is your usual bedtime? - lately it’s been 4am.
37:Are you lazy? - lil bit
38:When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween? - i didn’t dress up much, i don’t like being looked at or judged so nah
39:What is your Chinese astrological sign? - Sheep, apparently.
40:How many languages can you speak? - 1
41:Do you have any magazine subscriptions? - no
42:Which are better legos or lincoln logs? - what the fuck are lincoln logs???? legos
43:Are you stubborn? - a bit
44:Who is better…Leno or Letterman? - neither
45:Ever watch soap operas? - nah theyre sucky
46:Are you afraid of heights? - yes, so much
47:Do you sing in the car? - if i’m alone
48:Do you sing in the shower? - if i’m home alone
49:Do you dance in the car? - nah
50:Ever used a gun? - nope, don’t wanna
51:Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? - a family one ages ago
52:Do you think musicals are cheesy? - some are meant to be?
53:Is Christmas stressful? - nope
54:Ever eat a pierogi? - no idea what the fuck that is. nope
55:Favorite type of fruit pie? - none, fruit pie is lame
56:Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? - superhero.
57:Do you believe in ghosts? - no
58:Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? - yes, a lot
59:Take a vitamin daily? - nah
60:Wear slippers? - noope
61:Wear a bath robe? - naah
62:What do you wear to bed? - underwear
63:First concert? - paramore
64:Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? - none, never been in any of them
65:Nike or Adidas? - i don’t have naything by either, i’ll choose nike though
66:Cheetos Or Fritos? - theyre both probs shit. i choose wotsits.
67:Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? - none theyre both shit
68:Ever hear of the group Tres Bien? - nope
69:Ever take dance lessons? - nah, when i was in primary school we had to do some irish dancing thing for pe, but all i can remember is us running around the hall in a big circle so
70:Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? - nah, could be anything, something creative would be cool, music, film, or something like i would do, computing, or something cool like an astronaut, ANYTHING, i don’t care as long as they’re nice and i like em
71:Can you curl your tongue? - yes
72:Ever won a spelling bee? - nope, never been in one
73:Have you ever cried because you were so happy? - no?
74:Own any record albums? - yee, like 20 something
75:Own a record player? - nah my brother does so i would just use his, although the stereo is broke so
76:Regularly burn incense? - nope
77:Ever been in love? - sure
78:Who would you like to see in concert? - real friends, modern baseball, candy hearts, neck deep, the front bottoms, knuckle puck, mixtapes
79:What was the last concert you saw? - went with my brother and a friend to see anamanaguchi, was my bros favourite band so
80:Hot tea or cold tea? - neither,i don’t like tea
81:Tea or coffee? - i don’tl ike either
82:Sugar or snickerdoodles? - what the fuck is a snickerdoodle??
83:Can you swim well? - I haven’t swam in years, but I’m probs not bad at it??
84:Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?- yess
85:Are you patient? - sometimes, depends really
86:DJ or band, at a wedding? - band
87:Ever won a contest? - uhhhmm no
88:Ever have plastic surgery? - nope
89:Which are better black or green olives? - i don’t like olives
90:Can you knit or crochet? - can’t do either
91:Best room for a fireplace? - living room/sitting room/front room/whatever you wanna call it
92:Do you want to get married? - sure if the person is pretty rad and wants to also
93:If married, how long have you been married? - i have not
95:Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way? - i’d like to think not
96:Do you have kids? - nah
97:Do you want kids? - ehhhh
98:Whats your favorite color? - nope no not doing a favourite colour
99:Do you miss anyone right now? - yes
roxanny said: Are they rare in Ireland?
yes. we have to catch a leprechaun the day before easter sunday, and sacrifice it before sundown. or else no eggs. i bought a large supply of live leprechauns from amazon because i just had to have some easter eggs
No I just put a duvet over my chair and desk and sat under it and now it’s my clubhouse
sounds like a pretty rad clubhouse
Yeah we kinda think you suck we have a clubhouse that says ‘no Karls’
if i change my name can i join?
Jk u cool bro, cool
oh..but there is a clubhouse right???
They’re saving the best till last, you’ll get one don’t worry
oh you, that’s so lovely
roxanny said: U wanna hug?
To the babies of Karl and anon. I’ll teach them shit like how to make vodka jelly for with ice cream
you’r egoing to to teach CHILDREn how to make vodka jelly with ice cream????? FUCK, you’d be an amazing godmother, I want some too